Finally! A Halloween costume that is both sexy and tasty! From the people who created the “sexy” Mr. Rogers outfit, there’s now one that harkens back to the fast-food sandwich war of this past summer. Yandy has released a Sold Out Chicken Sandwich costume, which features a strapless velour bodysuit with two puffy sleeves, a velvet fried chicken midsection, plus ruffles to mimic lettuce and possibly Popeyes spicy Cajun spread. Just to remind people of the difficulty of getting their hands on one, stamped at the bottom are the words “SOLD OUT”.

I can now achieve my dream of being spicy AND secy. What a time to be alive!